Mr. Cappadocia

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"how will i explain gay couples to my children”

if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love

Yeah… now go tell your grandma about your fantasy of a man in a fancy suit that lives in a palace filled with little people and he always has children on his mind. Oh and he routinely puts his dick in their asses.

Let me know how comfortable you are. Prick.

(Source: yeiku, via jisbon-joanlock)





hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros for the bros only



How tiny does your dick have to be 

So when a product is renamed or changed to direct it towards women it’s proof of sexism against women.And when a product is renamed or changes to direct it towards men it’s proof of sexism against women…Get the fuck out.





hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only




How tiny does your dick have to be 

So when a product is renamed or changed to direct it towards women it’s proof of sexism against women.

And when a product is renamed or changes to direct it towards men it’s proof of sexism against women…

Get the fuck out.

(via jisbon-joanlock)


You want to know the other form of rape silenced by feminists? Lesbian Rape.

Notice how Feminists never seem especially keen on discussing that issue? Notice how feminists never hand out little fucked up questionnaires asking lesbian women if they’ve been raped?

Notice how a great deal of lesbian rape wouldn’t be considered rape under the definition instituted at the behest of feminists?

More importantly. .. why aren’t any lesbians asking these questions?


Not my pic

The great thing about feminists is that they never change.Four guts Developed a product for the excess purpose of helping women stay safe.First thing feminists gotta do? Shit all over them.When will people learn that you can’t appease bullies?


Not my pic

The great thing about feminists is that they never change.

Four guts Developed a product for the excess purpose of helping women stay safe.

First thing feminists gotta do? Shit all over them.

When will people learn that you can’t appease bullies?

(via full-blown-relapse)


Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

It’s strange to me when people accuse masculinity of being fragile because it is so often those very people who depend on it in others the most.

“Date someone who is interested in you. I don’t mean someone who thinks you’re cute or funny. I mean someone who wants to know every insignificant detail about you. Someone who wants to read every word you write. Someone who wants hear every note of your favourite song, and watch every scene of your favourite movie. Someone wants to find every scar upon your body, and learn where each one came from. Someone who wants to know your favourite brand of toothpaste, and which quotes resonate deep inside your bones when you hear them. There is a difference between attraction and interest. Find the person who wants to learn every aspect of who you are, and hold onto them.”

—   Anonymous (via grillfriend)

Date your Stalker is what I’m trying to say here.

(Source: stayy-for-tonight, via alithoresen)

My nearly naked selfie. Ooh la la!

Are you a Male College Student in California? FUCKING RUN.



The State Legislature has passed, in its glorious wisdom a bill that mandates that colleges must observe a “Yes means Yes” standard on college campuses.

Or you can be convicted of rape.


Keep in mind, the wording concerning body language was intentionally left out. This means if a girl doesn’t explicitly say “Yes” you’re a fucking rapist as far as the State of California is concerned.


If a girl sucks your dick without first saying she wants to… you’ve raped her. Because let’s be honest, this standard will only be applied in one direction.

Keep in mind, you’re not just required to ask your partner if she’s consenting as you engage in sex.. you have to fucking REPEATEDLY ASK DURING THE SEX ACT because if you don’t she can say “I tensed up and he didn’t stop therefore he raped me”.

I’m not fucking making that up. That the actual example they use.


So… in closing. If you’re a male and you attend a college in California FUCKING RUN because your college has a vested financial interest in fucking destroying you.


Fuck Feminists.

If you actually focus on your partner during sex, this won’t be a problem.

And this goes for us too, ladies. Men get raped/taken advantage of just like we do.

If anything, this law promotes greater intimacy and communication between sexual partners, which is good. Is the law a bit extreme? Yes. Should this really be a law and instead just a social norm? Yes. As much as I’d love to see all sex like that, even I (as a feminist) don’t think that the law gives people a lot (or any) breathing room. You shouldn’t go to jail just because you’re a selfish douchebag.

If your partner truly cares about you, the example would apply: he’d notice you tensing up and pause to ask if you’re ok. But honestly, most college hookups don’t involve that much care or emotion. Everyone reacts to sexual assault differently, but I encourage people to do their best to speak up or at least use obvious body language to communicate how they’re feeling to their sexual partner. This example, of course, is referring to sex that began consensually… If you can’t find the courage/strength to do that then maybe you’re not ready for sex or am with the wrong sexual partner. Just sayin’.

Regretted sex =/= sexual assault

If you feel used, violated, degraded after sex, then I encourage you to talk to someone like your campus’ counseling service about your experience and they can help you sort things out.

Are you out of your fucking mind? This isn’t about loving couples.

This is about creating a crime for which it is impossible to prove your innocence.

Keep in mind there are crimes that women can (and do) commit against men that there is no statutory penalty for at all.

Meanwhile you’re justifying this fucked up and insane government overreach.

I mean you’re argument actually hinges on the notion of “Government Mandated Intimacy”.

What the fuck kind of dystopia are you fetishizing here that you believe that a man must be more emotionally intimate with his partner or risk destruction?

Anonymous said: Wait, were JLaw and Vanessa Hudgens' nudes on the web already? Because if they were already online or on cloud storage or smth, as awful as it is to take advantage of it these women should expect their nudes to be on circulation once they're already out on the open, js.

Entirely different nudes I suspect.

Anonymous said: Are iClouds even private or offline? If not, then no, these women were not victims. They're not children, they should understand that when you take pics of stuff that you know you wouldn't want people worldwide to see, be prepared for the consequences.

Not only were these pictures not publicly available the prevailing theory is that these were quite often *deleted* pictures that had been recovered from an icloud *backup*.

The bigger picture that perhaps no one is picking up on is that if you used the icloud at *any* point to take nude pictures your pictures are effectively in the wild now.

I’m terribly curious how the public will react to *tgat* tidbit.

For what it’s worth..

On behalf of myself and any members of the MRM or Antifeminist community in agreement I would like to speak out against the privacy violation endured by a number of female celebrities over the past several days.

What has happened to these women is wrong.

This is not a question of “Information Wishing to be Free”. All persons should have a reasonable expectation of privacy when it comes to their persons, their belongings, their information and their homes.

There is no moral argument that supports the actions taken against these women, especially when it was done by a group of persons over such an extended period of time. At any point one person could’ve spoken up and said “This is wrong. What we are doing is wrong.” They all chose a different path.

I am not anti pornography, I wholly support the freedom of information, and I do not believe persons in public have a reasonable expectation of privacy. Yet article after article makes it plainly clear these were private moments, behind closed doors, by consenting adults. Their personal property, in the form of these images, were taken and distributed without their consent.

I can turn a blind eye to some forms of media when it comes to sharing on the internet, I’m not saint either. But this is an entirely separate beast.

This is misogyny.

These women were targeted uniformly and exclusively because they are women, because they are powerful, because they are well known.

To view their personal privacy with such abject contempt speaks much more of the group of persons who engaged in the theft of these images than the women who were victimized by them.

This is a twenty four year old woman. She is a person. She has been hurt by these actions. Quite likely deeply. Strangers took great pains to violate her in one of the most personal ways they could.

This is a twenty one year old woman who has been violated by a group of people that felt her private person and property were worthy of no respect.

This is a twenty six year old wife and mother who has been violated by strangers for perhaps no reason but the sick thrill of it.

I categorically rebuke anyone that states that these women should not have had such images if they didn’t want them shared.

I categorically rebuke anyone that justifies this theft on the basis of a desire to see information be free.

I categorically rebuke anyone that justifies this violated based on the argument that some of these women have consented to being filmed nude in the past.

I categorically rebuke any and all attempts at presenting what happened as anything other than a gross violation that will result in very real people enduring very real trauma.

What happened to these women is wrong, and the persons who did this should be prosecuted under the fullest extent of the law.

Feminists fail Rotherham rape vicitms




Are you a Male College Student in California? FUCKING RUN.





The State…

Jesus Christ this is too far. There is a difference between feminism and “I fucking hate men let’s make their lives miserable.” If you are a feminist who thinks this is even remotely okay, don’t call yourself a feminist. You are a man hater.

No. They’re a feminust. Acting like the horrible horrible shit feminists do isn’t done by them is bizarre in the extreme.

Can you think of any other ideology that depends SO HEAVILY on distancing themselves from their own actions?

I mean for fucks sake actually denouncing feminists for all the repugnant shit they do has actually turned “She’s Not A Real Feminist” into a fucking cliche’.

There’s no other movement that if they backed this shit WHOLLY AND EXPRESSLY you’d turn around and say “but uh… it wasn’t ih.. them…”.

My Review of Magic 2015.

This is a sixty dollar mobile game. Let’s just get that out of the way up front.This is why you can get what amounts to an identical product on your android phone for free. Except all of the really good cards are you know, not pay to win.

The graphics are shit, the UI is just bizarre, and the coding for the game is so fucked that detroit pimps be like “damn girl, ain’t you had enough?”

They got their fucking blood money out of me. A friend whose grave I’ll be pissing on as soon as the opportunity presents itself suggested that this electrical abortion would be “lots of fun to play together!”.

*eye twitch*

It crashes repeatedly on my next to state of the art system. I have to intentionally run it on the lowest resolution settings because failure to do so will result in a wait so long that the next menu will be heralded by the dropping of the antichrists testicles.

At one point I had to click start six fucking times. When the *start* button of your game is bugged we’ve doned moved out of “You’re a failure at your career” to “Have you considered a vasectomy? You know, for your son? Just in case.”

The random number generator is completely borked. There’s completely no discernable AI. I mean for fuck’s sake we’re operating on roughly the same level as KLONDIKE SOLITAIRE, and despite this YOU HAVE BEEN FOUND WANTING.

Are you sad Game Developer? Are there tears trickling down your cheeks? A bubble of snot billowing out of your left nostril?

Because let me tell you this in as plainspoken language as I can. I have never written a review like this. Ever. I’ve never said anything even remotely to anyone else. Ever. I never even spoke in a steam discussion board until I had the abject fucking misfortune to encounter your “game”.

When I tell you that you have failed to provide an adequate product, especially for the cost, I mean this in every sense of the word. I am not being cruel, I’m not being vicious, at best I am being colorful.

You should be ashamed of yourselves. You took a shit on a plate and tried to serve it up on as steak.

But I’m going to try to help you. Even though you do not deserve it. Even though I think you’re too stubbornly stupid to actually listen. Even though I think this entire review is likely just a waste of my time.

But I’m a better person than you are, so I’ll actually attempt to contribute something positive to the world.

1. Make the game compatible with mobile versions so that if you own the game on your PC or in Steam your account transfers over to your mobile devices.

2. Provide significantly more “personas”.

3. Create a stock of cards that haven’t been released yet and release one new one each day at random to all players.

4. Improve the A.I. and the random generator. I have seen “coincidences” in this game that are beyond belief. Whatever programming you’re using for lands is just completely fucked.

5. The U.I. is just… just awful, especially when it comes to creating a deck.

6. Fix the fucking resolution issues, mother of god.

7. I can’t go on. I only have so much life left, and it’s too precious to be wasting it on some shitty excuse for a video game. But fuck it, I tried.

Anonymous said: How is asking people to go and harrass some guy just because he disagrees with you even remotely ok?



I know. I’m evil.

So you’re like… no one would abuse incredibly fucked up laws that make it impossible for the accused to prove their innocence.

And I’m like “Have you ever been on this fucking website called tumblr”? Yes, I know you’re on tumblr. But if you’re asking me the above you must be so god damn’d motherfucking oblivious that should I take it upon myself to nail a dick to your forehead you’d be curiously asking me about the ball shaped clouds obscuring your vision.


Exhibit Motherfucking A. Why do horrible mean spirited shit eating things to someone that could have dire real world consequences?

Because they can.


Read that carefully. Very carefully. And pay attention as that tiny thread of ice cold sweat slides down your back as you recognize the very real implications of the degree of hate within the very community most likely to abuse the shit out of these laws.

How many times have you seen this sort of thing? I’m not even talking specifically about this fucked up little girl.

Here’s what I mean..


There’s an entire subreddit devoted exclusively to finding the warped and twisted opinions of Social Justice Warriors and the horrible shit they do.

I mean for fuck’s sake… they published my mother’s home address. One of them actually purchased my father’s criminal record thinking it was mine in the hopes of exposing me for… god knows what the fuck ever.

People roll their eyes when I say Supremacist movement but see for yourself. In the above instance it was just some guy that *disagreed with her* so she doxxed him.

We’ve all heard about how Zoe Quinn doxxed a game developer that was *trying to help women* for FREE because she felt he wasn’t doing *enough*.


That’s the degree of fucked up insanity we’re dealing with. On and on and on and on. Fucking constantly. With the lies, and the misdirection and the hate. Endless fucking hate.

So when you talk about putting a political gun into the hands of some fucking feminist sociopath remember all your “But I…. I WAS A REAL FEMINIST! Feminism REALLY means equ…. *kick to the fucking head from the feminist you supported last week because you didn’t support her enough*


And all your plaintive cries won’t mean shit when they come knocking on YOUR door.

Everyone involved recognizes the insanity of this law except Feminists. To them? To them it makes perfect sense.

To them? Suspicion of Rape merits this..


The degree of fanaticism… the extremism they exhibit is nothing new. We see it all over the world today and we’ve seen this in others god knows how many times before. The question is, how much will you let is spread here. How much more power are you going to give them? How long it will take before you open your fucking eyes.

And I can tell people aren’t taking me seriously… because why would they?

What people SHOULD take seriously, I hope, maybe, is that the fucking person that was the origin of this here post… she writes children’s programming for Nickelodeon.

Wait… what?

Directly off her about me (I don’t doxx)… the wonderful young woman that felt doxxing someone and instigating social harassment against them because they disagreed with her.

This is what a Feminist Looks Like.